On Cold War Weapons

Regan's raygun was sneaky snakes. It would go the speed of light until it got right next you and then it would sneak up on you and get you in the back of the head.

 
on humpin' tires
"i'm not into the whole humpin tire thing.. i'm more into submarine movies.. 'oooh deeper baby, deeper! she can go deeper than that!' "

  posted by cxjo @ 1/13/2005 01:05:00 AM

 
on recreational car parts:
women have their dildos and their vibrators, but men have their humpin tires! most men keep their humpin tires out of sight, but Ed's very secure with himself and just leaves his out all the time.


  posted by cxjo @ 7/19/2004 12:01:00 PM

 
chand, on teenagers':
And I always put vodka in my bottled water... It makes much more sense than adding bottle water to one's vodka, unless one is a teenager trying to drink his/her parents vodka, and refilling the bottle with water so they won't notice.

It's all teenagers' fault.


  posted by cxjo @ 6/17/2004 02:46:00 PM

 
chand, on rock'n'roll lifestyle
...there's often hot chicks in their teeny bikini's hanging out by the pool (they're just askin' for a spankin' and a lickin'). They would fall in love with me because of my drumming skills. That would interfere with our practice, since I can't play drums with a hotty sittin' on my face... But artists must make sacrfices.

  posted by cxjo @ 5/14/2004 04:30:00 PM

 
bands:
Wouldn't you want to hang with the luttenbachers? They're such mellow dudes. Gotta love the Gestapo pants.
.........
SPEZZA ROTTO!!! That's all I have to say!!!

http://www.spezzarotto.com/

  posted by cxjo @ 2/09/2004 05:21:00 PM

 
awards
me: did you hear what happened to me?
chand: you won a Tony Award?

  posted by cxjo @ 1/19/2004 11:19:00 AM

 
Landmarks:
I also heard that the Statue of Liberty tastes great, and is less filling
than the Eiffel Tower.


  posted by Charles Céleste Hutchins @ 1/11/2004 11:48:00 AM